Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction. We do not own Ashley Angel, Gregory Smith, Sean Astin, Dan Miller, Hayden Christensen, Eminem, Hailie Jade, Kim, AJ Trauth (Twitty) or Dre. However we do own Brandy, Melissa, Adam, Aurora, Chloe, Erin, Lil Marshall, Patrick, Jordan, and Mia. Please read the Character Guide and all the previous stories otherwise this will make no sense whatsoever.

Everyone is gathered at the Angel residence.

Brandy: Good morning everyone!

Ashley: Morning.

Brandy: Oh…Sean Astin is here. Hello Sean Astin.

Sean: Hello Brandy.

Ashley: Sean Astin is here to use our shower…his is broken.

Brandy: Oh sure. I’ll show you where it is.

Melissa and Greg run into the room.

Melissa: AHHHH!!!

Brandy: What’s up Mel?

Melissa: I’m pregnant!!! And it’s Greg’s baby!!!

Lil Marshall: Now there’s a shocker. Are you sure?

Greg: Dre just performed the DNA test.

Ashley: Yeah and he performed the DNA test on Chloe too and look what happened there.

Greg: Why did he perform a DNA test on Chloe?

Melissa: (Evil look toward Ashley) He didn’t.

Brandy: Well, that is great news.

Sean Astin emerges from the bathroom.

Sean: What did I miss?

Ashley notices that Sean is only wearing a towel and pulls him aside.

Ashley: Sean, maybe you should put some clothes on…Melissa is kind of a slut.

Melissa: WHAT?

Brandy: Ashley, that was rude. Apologize.

Ashley: Sorry you heard that Melissa…I was trying to whisper.

Melissa: Gee thanks. Go hit him Greg.

Suddenly there’s a knock at the door.

Dre: I’ll get it.

Twitty: Hello. I’m Television’s Twitty.

Everyone: Hi Television’s Twitty.

Twitty: I heard that Melissa was having a baby. So I wrote a song.

Everyone: That’s great.

Twitty performs his song.

Twitty: Bye everyone!

Everyone: Bye Television’s Twitty.

Sean: What was the point of that?

Everyone shrugs.

Brandy: Guess what?

Lil Marshall: You’re pregnant.

Brandy: How did you know that?

Lil Marshall: I’m in the know.

Chloe: Is it Uncle Ashley’s baby?

Ashley: What’s that supposed to mean?

Everyone: *cough* Patrick *cough*

Brandy: Yes, it’s Ashley.

Ashley: I’m so happy!

Suddenly there’s a knock at the door.

Dre: I’ll get it.

Twitty: Hello…I’m Television’s Twitty.

Everyone: Hi Television’s Twitty.

Twitty: I heard Brandy is having a baby…so I wrote a song about it.

Everyone: Sing it Television’s Twitty!!

So Television’s Twitty continued singing his songs. Melissa had a baby girl named Mia and Brandy had a baby boy named Jordan.

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