Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction. We do not own Ashley Angel, Gregory Smith, Sean Astin, Eminem, Dre, the Legloas Dog, and Wil Wheaton However we do own Brandy, Melissa, the Holiday Bear, Adam, Aurora, Chloe, Erin, Lil Marshall, Patrick, Jordan, Mia, Cheyenne, Ryan, Tyler, Trinity, Kylie, and Sam. Please read the Character Guide and all the previous stories otherwise this will make no sense whatsoever.

It’s been two years since we’ve left our dynamic duo. Here’s a recap of everything that’s been happening…

Okay, so Sean and Brandy are married and have a daughter named Kylie who at first is a malicious bitch towards Patrick. She is beyond obsessed with playing ‘tea party.’ Patrick feels threatened by her because he is used to being mom’s favorite. It also doesn’t help Kylie knows this and uses it to her advantage. Over time though, Kylie has calmed down and no longer is so hostile. Recently Brandy found out she was pregnant and had a baby boy named Sam.

Moving on…Lil Marshall and Chloe are still an item. Marshall has dreams of working at the typing pool while Chloe wants to become a CIA agent.

Melissa had another baby with Greg…a son named Tyler who somehow developed polio (Don’t ask) and must wear a leg brace.

Mia and Cheyenne are still best friends who enjoy dressing up glam anyone who will sit still long enough. Their favorite clients are Uncle Percy and his bi-sexual friend Twitty, who both sleep on Melissa’s trunk.

Wil Wheaton was taken away by Dr. Dre for shock therapy and now no longer believes there are cats all over the room. His new obsession is the Legolas Dog which he ‘plays’ with 24/7. He is also in charge of doing the gang’s laundry.

Adam, having turned 13, now regularly attends events at the Junior Gay Bath-house. Melissa feels it is good for Adam to have friends like him and to spend time with his real father who is a founder of the Junior Gay Bath-house. Ryan is still slightly leery of his Aunt Brandy and for a long time slept with Melissa and Greg but now is not as paranoid anymore. Erin continues to be an outcast because of her obsession with Star Wars.

Unfortunately, Jordan experienced something very traumatic. He was molested by a relative of Ashley’s while in Ashley’s care and now is very reclusive. He also gave up his violent ways after watching a video tape about mass genocide in Rwanda.

Recently the gang decided to kick Ashley out of the house. This was a culmination of events…including his negligence towards Jordan, the problems he was causing between Melissa and Greg, and basically he served no purpose anymore. While the topic of Ashley was being discussed it also came up that Lil Marshall wished to have Sean adopt him, Patrick would like his last name changed to Astin, and custody issues involving Jordan, Cheyenne, and Aurora. Dr. Dre came over and with Melissa’s help drew up the appropriate documents. When Ashley was informed of this he freaked out but eventually signed the papers…all while making an ass of himself. He left for the night with Aurora (He was given custody of her). Brandy was livid and called up her ex-lover and platonic friend Eminem and asked him to ‘rough up’ Ashley up a bit. Eminem agreed and along with his friend 50 cent beat up Ashley and then the relative of Ashley who hurt Jordan. While this was taking place Greg freaked out because Ashley was gone and went off on everyone and got into a huge fight with Melissa. Much was revealed about their relationship which no one was aware of. Greg left later that night.

To thank Eminem for all his help Brandy invited him and 50 cent to breakfast the next morning because Chef Bill was making omelets. While this conversation was taking place it was revealed that Melissa thought she may have feelings for Eminem. Eminem couldn’t believe after all these years Melissa thought he was sexy, so he decided to make a move on her.

The next day Ashley came over accused the gang of not letting him see his children and threatened to take them to court. Sean and Eminem threw Ashley out of the house and Aurora no longer lives with him. Aurora is happier than she was before and she and Brandy no longer have such a strained relationship.

Melissa and Eminem soon became an item and she found out she was pregnant. Melissa divorced Greg in December and had a baby girl named Trinity in January. It is suspected that Em is going to propose to her soon but nothing is certain. Dr. Dre moved back in with the gang in order to watch over Melissa for Em.

Whew! I hope that helped! Such drama!!!

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