Brandy Astin/ Age: 52
Mother to Lil Marshall, Aurora Danielle, Patrick, Jordan, Cheyenne, Kylie, and Sam.
Married to Sean Astin. Divorced from Ashley Angel.
Has a tendency to coddle her children. Best Friend to Melissa.
Brandy's Photo Album
Sean Astin/ Age: 64
Married to Brandy. Father of Patrick, Kylie, and Sam. Adoptive father of Marshall.
Sean thinks Brandy walks on water and he must be the disciplinarian of the children.
*Note: Sean wasn't married prior to Brandy.
Sean's Photo Album
Jordan Alexander/ Age: 25
Son of Brandy and Elijah Wood.
Father of Alexander and Kaitlyn
Jordan is finishing law school.
Jordan's Photo Album
Samuel Nathan/ Age: 17
Son of Brandy and Sean Astin.
Currently dating Trinity and is in his junior year of High School.
Sam's Photo Album
Melissa Mathers/ Age: 52
Mother to Adam, Chloe, Erin, Mia, Ryan,Tyler, and Trinity. Married to Eminem despite years of blatant hatred.
Divorced her husband Greg when his obsession with Ashley became too much. Best Friend to Brandy.
Melissa's Photo Album
Eminem Mathers/ Age: 63
Married to Melissa. Father of Hailie Jade, Marshall, and Trinity.
Em has a fixation with kinky sex and lesbian action...two things Melissa is just not comfortable with.
Eminem's Photo Album
Trinity Jordyn/ Age: 16
Daughter of Melissa and Eminem.
She is a junior in high school.
Currently dating Sam.
Trinity's Photo Album
Marshall Jude/ Age: 31
Son of Brandy and Eminem. Married to Chloe.
Father to Brandy Paige, Kyle, Victoria, and Trevor. Adoptive father to Alana.
Works at Shady/Aftermath Records with his biological father.
Marshall's Photo Album
Chloe Elizabeth/ Age: 28
Daughter of Melissa Mathers and Gregory Smith.
Married to Marshall. Mother to Brandy Paige, Kyle, Victoria, and Trevor. Adoptive mother to Alana.
Works as a third grade teacher.
Chloe's Photo Album
Brandy Paige/ Age: 12
Daughter of Marshall and Chloe.
Paige's Photo Album
Kyle Eric/ Age: 11
Son of Marshall and Chloe. Twin brother of Victoria
Kyle's Photo Album
Victoria Marie/Age: 11
Daughter of Marshall and Chloe. Twin sister of Kyle
Victoria's Photo Album
Kyle and Victoria's Photo Album
Trevor Allen/ Age: 10
Son of Chloe and Marshall. Friend of Corey.
Trevor's Photo Album
Alana Justine/ Age: 11
Daughter of Hailie and 50 cent. Adopted by Marshall and Chloe.
Alana's Photo Album
Patrick Michael/ Age: 27
Son of Brandy and Sean Astin.
Married to Erin.
Father of Corey, Riley, and Nicholas.
He works as a computer systems analyst.
Patrick's Photo Album
Erin Leigh/ Age: 25
Daughter of Melissa Mathers and Hayden Christensen.
Married to Patrick. Mother of Alexander, Kaitlyn, and Nicholas
Erin works as an X-Ray technician at a local hospital.
Erin's Photo Album
Corey Michael/ Age: 11
Son of Hailie and Patrick. Friend of Trevor.
Corey's Photo Album
Riley Olivia/ Age: 5
Daughter of Laura and Patrick.
Riley's Photo Album
Alexander David/ Age: 4
Son of Jordan and Erin.
Alex's Photo Album
Kaitlyn Lenore/ Age: 2
Daughter of Jordan and Erin
Kaitlyn's Photo Album
Nicholas Andrew/ Age: 1
Son of Erin and Patrick.
Nick's Photo Album
Who's Watching the Legolas Dog and Lil Schatzie? Wil Wheaton of course!
If Wil can watch cats then he can also watch our Legolas Dog and Lil Schatzie.