DISCLAIMER: We do not know/own Eminem, Dre, Hailie Jade, Ashley Angel, and Gregory Smith. However, we do own Brandy, Melissa, Lil Marshall, Adam, and Aurora. This story is purely a work of fiction. Please read Thanksgiving Dinner, Waiting For Santa, and the Character Guide before hand.

The scene…It’s Christmas Adam, the day before Christmas Eve, and everyone is gathered at the Angel’s home.

Adam: I’ve made a decision.

Melissa: Adam?! You’re awake?

Adam: I’ve decided this year I’m going to stay awake for Christmas.

Melissa: Wow…you haven’t done that since…well…never.

Lil Marshall: Umm…Mommy. Can I talk to you?

Brandy: Sure.

Lil Marshall: Remember how Daddy invited me over for Christmas?

Brandy: Yes.

Lil Marshall: Well, I know I might sound crazy but I kind of want to go over there.

Brandy: That’s fine honey.

Lil Marshall: Do you think Ashley will be mad?

Brandy: I’m sure he’ll understand.

The scene….Christmas Morning

Adam: Santa was here!!!!

Lil Marshall: Oh my god…Adam’s still awake.

After everyone opens their presents Lil Marshall speaks.

Lil Marshall: I’m ready to go now.

Brandy: I’ll get Dre.

Dre was sitting on the far end of the room looking at all his wise Christmas presents from the Jedi Council.

Ashley: Where are you going Lil Marshall?

Lil Marshall: Umm…to Eminem’s house.

Ashley: WHAT?!

Brandy: Now Ashley he just wants to go see his father.

Ashely: This is just great. You know, why don’t you go with him?

Brandy: No, I’ll stay here. He can go by himself.

Ashley: Just go.

Ashley stomps upstairs.

Melissa: Umm…we’re going to go now.

Gregory: Can I get a Christmas haircut?

Melissa: No, honey. Come on Adam.

The scene…At Eminem’s House.

Eminem: Oh, you came Lil Marshall. That’s great. Why don’t you head into the living room?

Lil Marshall: Okay.

Lil Marshall walks into the living room where Hailie Jade is playing with her 1,000,000,000,000 Christmas presents.

Eminem: I didn’t know you were coming.

Brandy: Ashley kind of forced me out of the house. I think he’s mentally unstable.

Eminem: I could of told you that.

Brandy: Really?

Eminem: He was on the Rainbow tour.

Brandy: Touche.

Lil Marshall opens many fabulous presents from Em, even though Hailie Jade got about fifty more than he did Lil Marshall was happy. Em gave Brandy a necklace which she decided to keep because it was nicer and more expensive than anything Ashley have ever bought for her.

Dre: It’s time to go now.

Lil Marshall: Okay, umm…thanks Daddy.

Eminem: No problem.

Brandy: Go wait in the car Lil Marshall.

Lil Marshall: Okay.

Brandy: Thanks Em.

Eminem: Sure.

And we all know what happens when Brandy and Em are left alone together. They have sex.

Dre: Really Ms. Angel it’s been 45 minutes lets go.

Brandy: Coming Dre.

The scene…The Angel residence. Melissa is running around frantically on the front lawn.

Brandy: What’s going on?

Melissa: Ash has lost it! I came back inside to get my purse and he was running around the house acting like Eminem and calling himself The Real Slim Shady.

Brandy runs upstairs and finds Ashley rocking back and forth in the corner of the room.

Ashley: Lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks…Guess who‘s back, back again??

What happened next…

Ashley was taken to the insane asylum. The results of his test are still pending. Everyone is waiting there, except Greg. He said it was too hard for him to see Ashley like this…secretly we all know he’s at Master Cuts.

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