DISCLAIMER: We do not know/own Eminem, Dre, Hailie Jade, Kim, Ashley Angel, and Gregory Smith. However, we do own Brandy, Melissa, Lil Marshall, Adam, Chloe, and Aurora. This story is purely a work of fiction. Please Thanksgiving Dinner, Waiting for Santa, A Christmas Story, New Years Eve, The Day All Hell Broke Loose, The Proposal, and the Character Guide before hand.

Melissa: BRANDY!!

Brandy: What?

Melissa: Greg’s birthday is next week and I need to get him a Mastercuts gift certificate. Will you go to the mall with me?

Brandy: Alright. How are you going to distract Greg? You know he’ll want to come to the mall with us.

Melissa: He’s playing rugby with his kinda-attractive friend Chris. We’ll be fine.

Brandy: Excellent. I’ll tell Ashley to watch the kids.

Brandy and Melissa head out to the mall and return about two hours later.

Brandy: Jesus Christ. Eminem’s car is here.

Melissa: We haven’t seen him in a long time…ever since the proposal. Why is the front door open?

Brandy and Melissa head inside and find all the children huddled together in the corner. Ashley is lying on the floor bloodied up and he appears to have broken bones. Eminem is sitting in the middle of the floor holding a gun.

Melissa: ADAM'S DEAD!

Melissa runs to pick up Adam’s limp body.

Melissa: Oh thank god, he’s just asleep.

Brandy: Em…what’s going on?

Eminem: Well, I figured if I killed Ashley then you and I and Lil Marshall could all be together.

Em shoots his gun off.

Brandy: Now Em you don’t want to do that.

Eminem continues to sit in the middle of the room with a crazed look on his face.

Melissa ushers the kids into the bedroom and texts Dre for help and calls 911.

Dre apparates into the living room.

Dre: Em, come with me.

Dre leads Em out of the house and the paramedics arrive.

The next day…

Ashley is in the hospital with a broken leg, broken ribs, a fractured jaw, and many other injured body parts. Eminem is in the insane asylum.

Brandy: Poor, poor Ashley.

Melissa: Yeah, this is very tragic…Oh hi Dan Miller!

Greg: What’s up Dan?

Dan: I just wanted to check on Ashley.

Brandy: That was very nice of you.

Dan goes into the hospital room to talk with Ashley.

Greg: I’m going to go to the cafeteria. Want to come Mel?

Melissa: No, I’m fine.

Greg: Okay, I’ll be back.

Dan: You can go back in now Brandy.

Brandy: Alright. Oh hi Dre.

Dre: We need to talk Ms. Angel.

Brandy and Dre walk into an empty room.

Melissa: So how have you been?

Dan: Pretty good. So Ashley told me that Chloe turned out to be Greg’s after all.

Melissa: Yeah, sorry about all that.

Dan: Don’t worry about it…I get about two calls a day with someone saying they’re having my baby.

Melissa: Oh.

Dan: So you know I’ve been thinking that I’d kind of like to settle down.

Melissa: Well, when you find the right person she’ll be very lucky.

Dan: Thanks. It’s just I see Ashley and his devoted wife…

Melissa begins to cough.

Dan: Are you okay?

Melissa: Fine.

Dan: Anyway, I just want something like that ya know?

Melissa: Hmmm…

Dan: So you want to get married?

Melissa: WHAT? Are you nuts? I’m married.

Dan: Oh right. My bad. Wanna go have sex?

Melissa: What the heck?

Meanwhile…

Brandy: How’s Em?

Dre: Better.

Brandy: I have to go see him.

Dre: No Ms. Angel. He almost killed your husband. I forbid you to go see him. Now go back into the hospital room…right now!

Brandy: Fine.

Dre: This is so not wise.

Back in Ashley’s room…

Brandy: Hey baby…how are you feeling?

Ashley: Better. Where are Mel and Greg?

Brandy: Greg’s in the cafeteria. And last time I saw Mel she was with Dan.

Ashley: They’re having sex aren’t they?

Brandy: Probably.

Greg returns from the cafeteria.

Greg: Where’s Melissa?

Dan and Melissa walk back into the room…and Dan is totally cupping her ass.

Melissa: Come on Greg, we’d better get back home. Bye Ash.

Greg: Bye guys. Nice to see you again Dan.

Ashley: Poor, poor stupid Greg.

Later that day…

Brandy looks at the clock…Ashley is asleep. Slowly she creeps out of the hospital and across the street to the insane asylum.

Brandy: I need to see Marshall Mathers.

The guard takes her into a padded room where Em is in a straight jacket.

Brandy: He’ll be fine.

Eminem: I’m sorry about everything that happened.

Brandy: I know you are.

Eminem: I don’t know what came over me. I promise to leave you guys alone now.

Brandy begins to cry, hugs Em, and leaves to return to the hospital.

Dre: End well this will not.

Holiday Bear: True, Dre, true.