Ashley Angel as the Ski instructor from the Aspen episode of South Park.

"If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time."

Ashley Angel as the rapper Eminem.

"I said I'm sorry mamma. I never meant to hurt you..."

Justin Timberlake as Michael Jackson.

"Billie Jean is not my lover..."

Ashley as an Englishman and Jacob as an African American.

Ashley: "Bloody hell!"
Jacob: "I want some fried chicken and watermelon."

Ashley as the captain of the Love Boat.

"Love Boat...exciting and new...come aboard...captain Ashley's expecting you."

Ethan Embry as Harry Potter.