DISCLAIMER: We do not know/own Eminem, Dre, Hailie Jade, Kim, Ashley Angel, and Gregory Smith. However, we do own Brandy, Melissa, Lil Marshall, Adam, Chloe, and Aurora. This story is purely a work of fiction. Please Thanksgiving Dinner, Waiting for Santa, A Christmas Story, New Years Eve, and the Character Guide before hand.

Brandy, Ashley, Lil Marshall, Aurora, Melissa, Greg, Adam, and Chloe are all gathered at the Angel residence.

Brandy: So then…

Brandy is interrupted by a knock at the door.

Ashley: I’ll get it.

Ashley opens the door to find Eminem, Kim, and Hailie Jade.

Ashley: Marshall? What are you doing here?

Eminem: I need to speak to Brandy.

Brandy: What’s up Em?

Eminem: Kim and I are back together.

Brandy: Sure you are.

Eminem: No seriously. Hailie Jade wanted her mom back so Kim stayed over the other night and then we had sex and it was pretty good so…yeah.

Brandy: (choked voice) Oh…god no.

At this point Brandy is in tears.

Ashley: Why are you so upset?

Brandy: I don’t know…uhh…Lil Marshall will be upset.

Ashley: Oh. Can I talk to you for a second?

Brandy: (wipes her eyes) Sure.

The two walk into the bedroom…Lil Marshall creeps up to the door.

Ashley: I think we should have another baby…I want a son.

Brandy: But we have Lil Marshall.

Ashley: But I want my own son.

Lil Marshall: Why do you hate me??

Ashley: I don’t hate you.

Lil Marshall: Yes you do!! I’m going to stay with MY FATHER!!

Brandy: Wait…Lil Marshall.

Lil Marshall: I hate you all!!

Lil Marshall leaves with the Mathers.

Brandy starts to cry again.

A few hours later…

Brandy is on the phone with Lil Marshall.

Brandy: You need to come home.

Lil Marshall: But I don’t want to live with pussy Step-daddy ‘don’t love me’ Ashley.

Brandy: Put your father on the phone.

Eminem: What’s up?

Brandy: Honey, bring him home.

Eminem: Fine, we’ll be there in like twenty minutes.

Brandy: Em and Lil Marshall are on their way.

Ashley: Good.

Melissa: Did anyone notice that Brandy just called Em honey?

Twenty minutes later…

Lil Marshall stomps into the house and kicks Ashley.

Brandy: Lil Marshall!!!

Lil Marshall: WHAT?!

Brandy: Apologize to Ashley.

Lil Marshall: He can go fuck off!!

Melissa: Lil Marshall!

Lil Marshall: Go fuck yourself Aunt Melissa.

Brandy: Lil Marshall!! Look you made Ashley cry.

Lil Marshall: Stupid pussy.

Eminem: I’m going leave now, but Ashley I swear to God if you touch my son or are mean to him in any way shape or form I will be forced to pistol whip you!

And with that Em leaves.

Brandy: Lil Marshall I think you apologize to your Aunt and then Ashley and you should talk this out.

Lil Marshall: Fine! I’m sorry I told you to fuck off…or fuck yourself…whatever I said Aunt Melissa. I hate you Step-daddy Ashley because you don’t love me!!!!

Ashley: (through tears) Of course I do.

Lil Marshall: And you Mom!! You love Ashley more!

Brandy: Now that’s just not true.

Lil Marshall: If Ashley and I both needed one of your kidneys who would you donate it to?? WHO?????

Brandy: I’d kill myself and you both could have one.

Lil Marshall: Oh.

Ashley: Please son I love you.

Lil Marshall: You called me son.

Ashley: Well, you are my son.

Lil Marshall begins to weep.

Lil Marshall: I’m sorry.

Brandy, Ashley, and Lil Marshall embrace.

Chloe: Eww!!! There’s hair on the floor!!

The next day…

Ashley: Did you just call me a pussy?

Greg: Yeah, I did pussy!

Ashley: Yeah, well at least one of my kids is actually mine.

Greg: What are you talking about? Chloe’s my daughter.

Ashley: I’d hate to be the one to tell you but…

Suddenly Dre bursts through the door.

Dre: MS. SMITH!! GET IN HERE NOW!!

Melissa: What’s up Dre?

Dre: Remember the week I had to do twelve DNA’s test to find out the father of Kim’s baby?

Melissa: Yes.

Dre: Well, after I performed those tests I did the DNA test on Chloe and I was so tired from Kim’s mess that I did the test incorrectly. Chloe is Greg’s daughter.

Melissa: AHHHH!!!!!

Melissa runs and hugs Greg.

Greg: Are you alright?

Melissa: Super, great, never been better. I love you!!

Greg: I love you too.

Ashley: What’s going on?

Brandy and Ashley go into the kitchen and Brandy shares the good news. They tell Lil Marshall, Aurora, Em, and Hailie Jade as well. Ashley texts Dan, but by that point Dan had forgotten so it didn’t really matter.