Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction. We do not own Ashley Angel, Gregory Smith, Sean Astin, Dan Miller, Hayden Christensen, Eminem, Hailie Jade, Kim, AJ Trauth (Twitty) or Dre. However we do own Brandy, Melissa, Adam, Aurora, Chloe, Erin, Lil Marshall, Patrick, Jordan, Mia, Cheyenne, and Ryan. Please read the Character Guide and all the previous stories otherwise this will make no sense whatsoever.

It’s an ordinary day at the Angel residence….or is it?

Ashley: I can’t believe this!!

Brandy: I’m sorry Ashley, but it’s true. Patrick is Sean Astin’s son.

Ashley: Excuse me. I need to confer with Greg.

The two men go and huddle in the corner.

Brandy: Think that was just an excuse to put their arms around each other?

Melissa: Probably.

Ashley: Okay, I’ve decided to get it go this time…but don’t let it happen again. And Sean Astin is no longer allowed in the house.

A few days later…

Dre: I’ll get the door.

Dre goes to answer the front door with Holiday Bear flying close behind.

Eminem: Hello there Dre and uhh…little gay thing flying behind him.

Dre: What’s up Em?

Eminem: I need to talk to Brandy…right now.

Dre: Hang on. MS. ANGEL!!

Brandy runs into the room followed by the rest of the Angel family, Sean Astin as well as all the Smith’s.

Melissa: It’s Em-a-freakin’- Em!

Marshall: Hailie isn’t here is she?

Eminem: No, she’s in Hollywood pursuing her acting career.

Chloe: In pornos?

Eminem: God willing. Anyway, Brandy I found out something very interesting.

Brandy: What is it Em?

Eminem: The other night I was in a hotel room with a random hoe and you will never believe who I saw come out of the room next to ours.

Erin: Hayden Christensen?

Eminem gives Erin a strange look.

Eminem: No. It was none other than Ashley Angel and Shelli Lynn!

Everyone gasps.

Brandy turns to look at Ashley.

Brandy: Is that true?

Ashley: Well…uhh…yeah. I mean you’ve been f-ing Sean Astin behind my back. I’m not that stupid.

Brandy: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!

Ashley: You’re kicking me out?

Melissa: That’s what she said…jeehz Legolas.

Ashley: Fine, I’m going to my mom’s house.

Greg: I can’t believe you did that Ash.

Ashley: You know what I can’t believe…that you think Erin is your daughter.

Greg: She is.

Ashley: NO! Your wife f-ed Hayden Christensen. That’s where the whole Star Wars thing comes from you idiot!

Greg: Is that true Melissa?

Melissa: Well…uhh…yeah. But if it helps I don’t even remember doing it.

Greg: Oh God.

Eminem: Damn, I thought y’all had problems when I was around.

Marshall: When you and I live in the trailer Chlo, let’s promise not to fight like this.

Chloe: Oh God.

What happened next…

Greg forgave Melissa because…well…because Melissa is writing this story and she says Greg forgives her. Ashley went to his mother’s house, but returned the next day because his stepfather kept yelling at him. However, Sean Astin is still living in the house and sleeping with Brandy. Ashley is bothered by this but hopes that everything will work out for the best. Greg really missed Ashley while he was gone and kept calling his flip-phone and text messaging him things like “You’re a pussy” which Melissa found slightly disturbing. In other news…Melissa had a baby boy named Ryan with Greg and Brandy found out that she was pregnant with Ashley’s baby and had a girl named Cheyenne.

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