DISCLAIMER: We do not know/own Eminem, Dre, Hailie Jade, Kim, Ashley Angel, and Gregory Smith. However, we do own Brandy, Melissa, Lil Marshall, Adam, Chloe, and Aurora. This story is purely a work of fiction. Please Thanksgiving Dinner, Waiting for Santa, A Christmas Story, and the Character Guide before hand.

Eminem and Hailie Jade have invited Brandy, Lil Marshall, Aurora, Melissa, Greg, Adam…and of course Dre over to celebrate New Year’s Eve. Ashley, sadly, is still in the insane asylum.

Brandy: It was very nice of you to invite us over Em.

Eminem: No problem. Come on in guys.

The group enters the house.

Brandy notices Melissa looks troubled.

Brandy: Are you alright Mel?

Melissa: Actually I need to talk to you. We’ll be right back guys.

Melissa and Brandy walk into an empty bedroom.

Melissa: I’m pregnant again.

Brandy: Please tell me it’s Greg’s this time.

Melissa: No, Dre just performed the DNA test and it’s Dan Miller’s baby.

Brandy: Christ! What are you going to do?

Melissa: Well, I know that I’m not telling Greg. Even Dre said that would be the wise thing to do. I‘ll call Dan tonight.

Melissa and Brandy walk back into the living room.

Melissa: I have an announcement.

Greg: What’s going on?

Adam: (Trying to sleep) Could you keep it down?

Melissa: Sorry baby. Umm…well…I’m pregnant.

Greg: Is it mine this time?

Melissa: Of course.

Greg: Woo-hoo!! I’m so happy I’ll never need a haircut again.

Greg and Melissa hug and Melissa begins to sob hysterically.

Greg: Aww…honey…I know you’re excited. It’ll be okay.

Dre: (Shakes his head) End well this will not.

Hailie Jade: Let’s play games!!!

Lil Marshall: Oh god.

Eminem: What to you want to play baby?

Hailie Jade: Umm…pictionary!

Eminem: (Under his breath) Could you have picked a pussier game?

Hailie Jade: What Daddy?

Eminem: That sounds fabulous honey.

The group plays pictionary and then charades. Dre wins both games because he is very wise.

Brandy: It’s almost midnight.

Everyone gathers around the TV when there’s a knock on the door.

Eminem: I’ll get it.

Ashley: Hello Marshall. Is my family here?

Eminem: Umm…yeah. Come on in.

Lil Marshall: Step-daddy Ashley! Your not crazy anymore!

Ashley: Yes. Sorry you all had to see me like that. I’m better now.

Brandy: Welcome home honey.

The pair hugs.

Ashley: (Twitching) Thank you. Umm…why are you all at Marshall’s house?

Brandy: Em invited us over…wasn’t that nice?

Ashley: (Still twitching) Great.

Melissa: It’s almost time. 5...4...3...2..1 Happy New Year!!

Adam: GUYS!!! Seriously!!

Melissa: I’ll be right back.

Melissa leaves the room to call Dan and tell him about the baby.

When Melissa returns…

Brandy: Did you call him?

Melissa: Yeah, he said he already has four other illegitimate kids he doesn’t support so he’ll leave me alone.

Brandy: Whatever works.

Greg: ASH! I’m going to be a dad!

Ashley: Congrats man…umm…Brandy, Melissa can I talk to you?

The three step into the kitchen.

Melissa: What’s up?

Ashley: I just got a text from Dan…he says the baby is his.

Melissa: Well…

Lil Marshall: What?! This kid isn’t Uncle Greg’s either?

Eminem: Jeehz Melissa.

Hailie Jade: You’re a bigger slut than my mother.

Melissa: Great! Now who doesn’t know!

Suddenly there is a knock on the door.

Eminem: KIM?! What in the world are you doing here?

Kim: Guess what? I’m pregnant!

What happened next…

Dre spent the next 24 hours performing DNA tests on Eminem and 12 other guys to determine the father of Kim’s baby. It was dirty hippie number 6. Nine months later Melissa gave birth to Chloe Smith…Greg still thinks Chloe is his daughter. Adam slept through all of this…so what else is new? Ashley, Brandy, Lil Marshall, and Aurora managed to stay out of trouble and are doing well.