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Scene: Harry is arriving at the Weasley’s for the first time.

Ron: And this is my bedroom.

Harry: Who’s room is that?

Ron: Percy’s room. Trust me you don’t want to go in there!

Before Harry can ask why…

Mrs. Weasley: RON!

Ron: Hold on Mum.

Ron runs downstairs. Harry, very intrigued by Percy’s room quietly opens the door and slips inside.

Harry: (Looking around) I don’t see anything strange…OH MY GOD! Why in the world are there naked pictures of Wood???? And the basilisk! THIS IS SOOOOO WRONG!!!