Shrew

"The most important things are the hardest to say.
They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them-...
The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried..."
~Stephen King's novella 'The Body'

"So how do you win?"
"I attack."
"And what do you do after you attack?"
"Nothing."
"Why nothing?"
"Because I never stop attacking."
~Enough

I Married Sean Astin
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No, I don't look like Claire Danes but I wish I did. I am a 19 year old student at a college in the midwest. I am currently a junior and hope to graduate in the next year and half. I am majoring in Administration of Justice and Political Science. I have NO CLUE what I am going to do with that once I get out of school, "fiddle dee dee...I will think about that tomorrow" (Scarlett O'Hara). My biggest wish is to be a writer, but I chose my majors on more practical purposes. I write fanfiction and am currently working on an Everwood story. I work part time at a local YMCA, how many of you who don't know me would have guessed that?!? Kinda boring huh? Makes you wonder why, in my mind, I live at Hogwarts and in the lands of Middle Earth. I am highly opinionated and tend to have some non-mainstream opinions that are likely to offend some people, most of which I am not going to discuss here but it might come up so consider yourself warned. I also have a very twisted sense of humor, as you can probably tell by this site. I am currently single though my most recent boyfriend was deployed so I don't really know where we stand.

Shrew's Favorites
Authors: JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien, VC Andrews, Stephen King, Emily Bronte, Charlotte Bronte, and Erica Jong
Movies: Steel Magnolias, Stand By Me, A Thing Called Love, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights, Titanic, Licence to Drive
Music: Eminem, Kenny Chesney, Avril, Reba McEntire, Matchbox 20, Everclear, O-Town (I'm very eclectic, can you tell?)
Actors: Eminem, Ralph Fiennes, Claire Danes, Sean Astin, River Phoenix, Samantha Mathis

Things that piss me off (in no particular order)
1) Rude, Loud, Obnoxious, or Idiotic People (like 95% of the population, I'm aware)
2) Brittney Spears and Christina Agulera (don't know if that spelling is right and don't really care)
3) People making fun of Sean Astin's weight (Sam from Lord of the Rings in case you didn't know)
4) about 75% of the time, my Job (school is expensive though and I am greatful to have a job)
5) People who think that reading anything but mindless magazines would make them "dorky"
6) People who tell me one of the following two things when not asked: a) you don't go to church, so you are going to hell, b) River Phoenix is in hell (people who are not God do not know these things and therefore should not presume to)
7) People who come to college with financial aid b/c they are indigent and then don't show up for class half the time (and wonder why they fail)

Results for Quizzes that Shrew has taken.


Sam's my fancy!
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Sunrise
Sunrise - You seek to learn all you can so that you
may teach the wisdom of the world to others.
You enjoy tranquility and peaceful beauty, and
like to feel at one with the world.

When are you?
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louis
You are Louis, the unusually compassionate vampire
and by far most people's favorite.

Which *Interview with the Vampire* character are you?
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haldir
Congratulations! You're Haldir!

Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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Sean Astin as Billy Tepper in 'Toy Soldiers'
You are Billy Tepper from Toy Soldiers --
perpetual rebel, scornful and sarcastic, but
your resourcefulness, in the end, will be to
your advantage.

Which Sean Astin character are you?
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Salute_Your_Shorts
Salute Your Shorts! You enjoy camping out with yer
buddies and playing tricks on your camp
counselors. Watch out for Zeek the Plumber

What's Your 90's Nickelodeon Show?
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Oh you are soooo gay!gay gay gay!! but,uhm,WHY?
Gay-Elijah

WHAT KIND OF ELIJAH WOOD ARE YOU???
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You like the slashy side to Dom. Its perfectly fine with you if he's doing the (no-so)nasty with Elijah, or whoever, and you spend most of your time reading RPS.
You like the slashy side to Dom. Its perfectly fine
with you if he's doing the (no-so)nasty with
Elijah, or whoever, and you spend most of your
time reading RPS. You love him for his 'its ok
to get cuddly with the boys' attitude.

Which side of Dominic Monaghan do you dream of?
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1
Wow! Are you Tolkien or something? MEGA LOTR FAN! JOIN THE HOBBITS!

How much do you know about Lord of the Rings?
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no i have to do sam
Do I even need to say Pervy Hobbit Fancier? XD

What Lord of the Rings engrish subtitle are you?
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Sean%20Astin%20as%20Sam%20Gamgee%20in%20'Lord%20of%20the%20Rings'
Which Sean Astin character are you?
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cute!
what Lord of the rings man gets you hot?
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Pip's%20Scarf
Which LOTR item are you obsessed with?
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Love-a-Lot Bear
You love to take care of others and people love being around you because you make them feel appreciated. You are very sweet and soft-spoken. You are also a romantic and consider yourself an excellent matchmaker, so you tend to be a bit nosy. But everyone still considers you the sweetest person they know.

What's your TTT slash pairing?


What type of slash writer are you?

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