Disclaimer: This is purely a work of fiction. We do not own/know Ashley Angel, Eminem, Gregory Smith, Hailie Jade, Kim Mathers, or Dre. However, Lil Marshall, Adam, Aurora, and Lil Marshall, Brandy, and Melissa belong to us. Please read the Character Guide before reading this story.
The scene…
Brandy, Ashley, Lil Marshall, Aurora, Melissa, Greg, and Adam are all gathered at the Angel residence for a very special Thanksgiving dinner prepared by Dre.
Brandy: Go ahead Dre, carve the turkey.
Melissa: This all looks wonderful Dre.
Dre: Thank you Ms. Smith.
As Dre begins to carve the turkey there is a knock at the door.
Ashley: Who would come over on Thanksgiving?
Brandy: I’ll get the door.
Brandy walks toward the front door and opens it…and who should be standing there but Eminem, Kim Mathers, and Hailie Jade.
Brandy: (shocked) Umm…hello.
Hailie Jade: BRANDY!!
Hailie Jade hugs Brandy.
Eminem: Hello Brandy. I just wanted to stop by…wish you a happy Thanksgiving…and let you know KIM AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER.
Brandy: WHAT?
Ashley: Hello Marshall. Happy Thanksgiving. Can we help you with something?
Lil Marshall: Oh God. What is she doing here?
Hailie Jade: Eww…Lil Marshall.
Eminem: I just wanted to stop by to tell you all happy Thanksgiving and say that KIM AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER.
Ashley: Oh, umm…that’s great.
Kim walks into the house and wanders into the dining room.
Melissa walks out carrying a sleeping Adam.
Melissa: What’s going on? Why is Kim in the dining room?
Brandy: She and Em just stopped by to tell us that THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER. Umm..Em can I talk to you alone for a second?
Ashley: Is that really a good idea Brandy?
Brandy: We’ll just be a minute.
Brandy and Em walk into a bedroom.
Melissa: Wake up Adam! This is about to get good.
Dre: (shakes his head) This is not wise.
Greg: Is my hair too long?
In the bedroom…
Brandy: What the hell is wrong with you?
Eminem: What do you mean?
Brandy: Why the hell would you get back together with that crack-whore let alone bring her to my house on Thanksgiving?!!
Eminem: Brandy, you know I can’t comment on Kim’s drug problems.
Back in the dining room…
Melissa: Umm…Hailie Jade do you know when your parents started seeing each other again?
Hailie Jade: Mom got out of rehab the other week and she moved back in the house.
Back in the bedroom…
Brandy: You didn’t answer my question.
Eminem: If you can be with your husband I figured I can be with my ex-wife.
At this point Lil Marshall has snuck up next to the bedroom door.
Brandy: I can’t believe you’d come over here and flaunt her and…
Brandy is cut off by Eminem’s lips on hers. The two proceed to make out and have sex for about….hmmm…an hour or so.
Brandy: Look Em, this can’t go anywhere. I’m married and you’re with her.
Eminem: Divorce Ashley.
Brandy: If I divorce Ashley will you marry me?
Eminem: Well, no.
Brandy: Then I guess you’d better start enjoying Kim’s company again.
Brandy storms back into the dining room.
Dre: This does not look good.
Melissa: Is everything okay?
Eminem: Come on Kim, Hailie…let’s go.
Kim: No. I came here for Thanksgiving dinner and I’m not leaving until I get it.
Brandy: So wait…are you saying that you’ll leave after you’ve had your Thanksgiving dinner?
Kim: Yes. I came here for dinner and once I’ve had my Thanksgiving dinner it would be rude of me to stay.
Brandy: If you insist…
Brandy picks up a dish of cranberry sauce and shoves it in Kim’s face.
Brandy: Now that you’ve eaten you can go.
Melissa: BRANDY! I can’t believe you!
Brandy: Huh?
Melissa: It’s not Thanksgiving dinner without gravy.
Melissa picks up the gravy boat and pours the gravy on Kim’s head.
Kim: BITCH!
Brandy: Bring it on!
Brandy, Kim, and Melissa get into a cat fight…in which Kim clearly has the advantage because she’s a freakin’ Amazon woman.
Dre: Forgive me Jedi council for I know I’ve sworn off violence.
Dre picks up Kim and throws her out the front door. Eminem and Hailie Jade follow.
The friends look around the disheveled dining room. Furniture is everywhere and dinner is ruined.
Greg: Do I need a haircut?
After everything is cleaned up the friends order Chinese food.
Melissa: It’s getting late and Adam is tired. Greg and I better be on our way.
Melissa, Greg, and Adam leave the house.
Ashley: I’m going to go to bed.
Brandy: Ash, I think we should talk…
Ashley: Good night Brandy. Night Lil Marshall.
Lil Marshall: (quietly) Night Daddy.
Ashley walks out of the room.
Lil Marshall: I saw you.
Brandy: You saw what?
Lil Marshall: (crying) I saw you kiss Eminem. Are you trying to mess things up? Do you want me to have a Dad that hates me? Why don’t you love me?
Brandy: Baby, of course I love you.
Brandy tries to hug him, but he runs out of the room.
Lil Marshall: I hate you!!
All alone Brandy walks into her daughter’s room and begins singing Justin Timberlake’s ‘Cry Me A River.’
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