Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction. We do not own Ashley Angel, Gregory Smith, Sean Astin, Eminem, Dre, the cats, and Wil Wheaton However we do own Brandy, Melissa, the Holiday Bear, Adam, Aurora, Chloe, Erin, Lil Marshall, Patrick, Jordan, Mia, Cheyenne, and Ryan. Please read the Character Guide and all the previous stories otherwise this will make no sense whatsoever.

Brandy: So when Sean and I get married on his birthday…

Everyone: Jigga what?

Sean: We’re getting married?

Ashley: We’re getting divorced?

Brandy: Uhh…yeah.

Dre: Ms. Smith and I will draw up the divorce papers.

Dre and Melissa draw up the divorce papers but it takes Brandy a few days to sign them much to the dismay of Sean and much to the delight of Ashley. However, when she does sign the papers Ashley leaves for a few days only to return because his step-father yelled at him and probably because he missed Greg. Em comes to visit and flips out that Brandy divorced Ashley and didn’t marry him. In the meantime Wil Wheaton, Sean’s friend, comes to live with the gang so he can watch their cats. What cats you ask? They don’t even know as they have never seen them.

At the wedding…

Patrick is ecstatic that his parents are getting married, Aurora is bitter because she hates her mother, Lil Marshall and Chloe spend like the entire time making out, Jordan is reviling in the fact that he decapitated the Holiday Bear. Wil Wheaton brought the cats and he claims that about 18 of them walked down the aisle behind Brandy. Melissa, Greg, and Ashley are bitter in their own way because they don’t want Brandy to marry Sean. It's been two years and Ashley is still living with the gang.

Yeah, that’s about it…for now.