Disclaimer: Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley belong to JK Rowling. Big Gay Al song belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone the comedy geniuses of South Park.

Scene: Gryffindor Common Room…Wood standing by the fire…Percy walks in…

Percy: Hello Oliver how are you today??

Wood: (in song) I’m Super thanks for asking. All things considered I couldn’t be better I must say. Cause I’m feeling so insanely super. Everything is super when you’re don’t you think I look cute in this Sorting Hat.

Percy stares longingly…

Percy: Yes, you look incredible in that sorting hat.

They proceed to make out….