Sheridan Gets Mugged

Sheridan: Stay away. Help! Somebody! {Luis rushes over and starts fighting with the mugger. While fighting on the ground, Sheridan tries to hit the mugger over the head with a glass bottle, but hits Luis instead. Luis gets up, and the mugger takes off} Let him go, Luis.

Luis: No. I have to go after him.

Sheridan: Forget it. He's long gone by now. We really showed him, didn't we? He'll think twice about jumping Sheridan Crane again.

Luis: Well, thanks to you, he'll jump somebody else.

Sheridan: What?

Luis: Well, if you could've just stayed out of it and not knocked me over the head with that bottle, I might have caught him. I would've arrested that guy.

Sheridan: It was an accident. I didn't --

Luis: Yeah, well, no thanks to you, the mugger got away. You screwed everything up. As usual.