Luis (blindfolded): "Whoo! Just like I said, Mama. First try. For that, I want a kiss." {He kisses Sheridan on the cheek and everyone there is stunned}
TC: "Did Luis Lopez Fitzgerald just plant a big one on Sheridan Crane?"
Eve: "I'm afraid he did. Wait till he finds out it's not his mother."
Luis: "Wait a minute. That's not Mama's perfume. Who did I just kiss?"
Sheridan: "It's –"
Luis: "Don't tell me. Let me guess. {He starts feeling of her face} Oh, you have beautiful hair. Ooh. If your husband or boyfriend is here right now, I'll apologize later. But whoever he is, he's one lucky guy."
Luis:"Well, you're not my sister or either of the Russell girls, and you're not Kay or Jessica Bennett, either. And I know you're not my brother's girlfriend because he would have knocked my block off by now."
Pilar: "Son, you're making a terrible mistake --"
Luis: "Shh. Let me figure this out on my own, Mama. I'm having fun. Now, let's see. See. Ooh -- cute little nose. Oh, and nice, high cheekbones. Ooh, I'm a pushover for high cheekbones. Ooh, and your lips are very soft. Ooh. And your neck -- so long and slender. I better stop now because whoever it is, I think I'm falling in love."
Sheridan: "Good idea, Officer, because I wouldn't want to have to write you a ticket for reckless driving." {She lifts up the blindfold and glares at him}