Sweet merciful crap.
Facker
Tater Louse
Beaner Weagle
Kiling Smitty (yes, kiling, not killing)
Meat Drapes
Hello, my name is Josh. My family is mainstream trailerpark dysfunctional.
Crap and Corruption
If there was only one girl smurf, then why were there always smurf babies?
...you are the anathema of all society. A creature to be hated by all, pitied by none, and for some various goat-like creatures to pee in your hair.
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? The smurf, I mean, sicko.
Yes, children, sadism can be fun.
"Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are."
-Henry David Thoreau
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
-Galileo Galilei
"To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men - that is genius."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
-Kierkegaard
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
-Ian Fleming
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
-George Washington Carver
"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
-George Eliot
"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head."
-Jean Cocteau
"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."
-Robert J. Oppenheimer, quoting the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the first nuclear explosion.
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers."
-T.S. Eliot
"I think it would be a good idea."
-Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
-H.L. Mencken
"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson