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Well folks, I don't have a letter from a Netter this time. But I did find a few things out about banner ads. Did you know that they are doing subliminal advertising through our banners? I was surfing the other night and got stuck on this one page.. kept looking at the Banner. All I could think of was buying Internet Stock. Everywhere I went on the Net I was thinking of it. Internet Stock here, Internet Stock there! I finally went to find out if I could buy some. Lo and Behold, I could! Of course I had to do it.. and they wanted me to sign in RED text. After I signed they told me what it would cost.

*************NEWS**FLASH!************** The self-proclaimed Advice Columnist Annie Laffers has been taken by the Net Police to the Net Sanitorium. This reporter asked her as she was being led away what her last words to the free world were and got nothing but gibberish back. She was drooling, wearing a straight jacket and mumbling something about red text and that the Net nows owns her soul. I have no idea if they are going to let her continue her column from the Nuthouse or not. Time will tell.

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