| 1 | Get whiskey |
| 2 | Give whiskey to drunk |
| 1 | Get rose |
| 2 | Read bathroom walls |
| 1 | Use toilet |
| 3 | Get ring |
| 3 | Use remote |
| 8 | Change channels several times |
| 2 | Get candy |
| 3 | Get hammer |
| 1 | Get out of cab (first time) |
| 3 | Buy apple |
| 1 | Get disco pass |
| 1 | Sit on whoopie cushion |
| 1 | Look at phone book |
| 2 | Dial 555-6969 |
| 1 | Take magazine |
| 1 | Read magazine |
| 1 | Get wine |
| 4 | Ask about condom |
| 5 | Give wine to walking drunk |
| 5 | Answer phone |
| 5 | Dial 209-683-6858 |
| 5 | Get in dance club |
| 1 | Sit with girl |
| 1 | Look at girl |
| 5 | Dance with girl |
| 1 | Talk with girl |
| 5 | Give girl rose |
| 5 | Give girl candy |
| 5 | Give girl ring |
| 7 | Give girl money |
| 1 | Talk to flasher |
| 12 | Buy wedding |
| 1 | Turn on radio |
| 5 | Dial 555-8039 |
| 10 | Cut rope/ribbon |
| 3 | Get rope/ribbon |
| 10 | Put on condom |
| 11 | Have sex with hooker |
| 1 | Remove condom |
| 8 | Get pills |
| 5 | Give girl pills |
| 5 | Push button |
| 5 | Get doll |
| 5 | Blow up doll |
| 8 | Make love to doll |
| 40 | Give girl apple |