Have you ever told a sandwich maker that you want the default condiments?

When gazing at the clouds, have you ever mentally superimposed a frame relay network diagram?

When your cousin changes address, do you make a mental note to update your routing table? Do you think of his children as sub-interfaces?

Do you get a warm and fuzzy feeling when they show a Cisco commercial during a football game?

Can you go an entire week wearing only free shirts obtained from vendors? (deduct points if you paid for any vendors shirts)

Have you ever considered that if the gears in your truck are analogous to octets, then Overdrive must be IPv6 encapsulation?

Do you have any RFCs stored on your Palm Pilot?

Do you think that printing a White Paper on BGP and reading it on the sofa IS a way of getting away from your desk and doing something different?

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Do you get exasperated with people who make you verbalize www and .com when telling them where to find something on the web?

Do you have both a cable modem and ISDN at home? If they were to fail simultaneously, do you have a plan for binding two 56k modems on separate phone lines?

If you answered yes to at least 4 of the above, you may need to turn off your PC and go search for a life. (Hint - it might be found on the other side of the window. No, not the one on your screen, the glass thing stuck in the wall.)