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The Lawyer & His BMW
Jokes

 

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new BMW in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along,
too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the BMW.

The counsellor immediately grabbed his mobile phone, dialled 999, and it
wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how
the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head
in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important
things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realise that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"My God!" screamed the lawyer...........



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"Where's my Rolex?!!"


Erm.. No offense here to all lawyers. This is just a mere joke, ok? Don't be someone like that. Life isn't all about what you possess and what you gain. Try looking at other aspects of life, you'll be amazed that how wonderful life is.

 

Please be warned that some of these jokes might contain some sensitive elements. I'm sorry if it brings any insult to you.

 

 
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