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The
WoodCutter and the Golden Axe
Jokes
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his ax fell into the river.
When he cried out, an angel appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
it to make his living.
The angel went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the angel asked. "No." The woodcutter
replied.
The angel again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?" he asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The angel again went down and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the angel asked.
"Yes." The woodcutter answered.
The angel was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank,
and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the angel again appeared and asked him, "Why
are you crying?"
"Oh, my wife has fallen into the water!"
So the angel went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the he asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The angel was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to
Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then
if I also said 'no' to
her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you
would have given me all three. Lord,
I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so
THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer
Lopez."
Does it has a logic behind it?? I'm still wondering..
Please
be warned that some of these jokes might contain some sensitive elements.
I'm sorry if it brings any insult to you.
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