SMALL TALK


... On God and Religion



A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
      -- Unknown

...And on the seventh day, he exited from append mode.
      -- Unknown

Computers are like Old Testament Gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
      -- Joseph Campbell

God is real, unless declared as an integer.
      -- Anonymous

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
      -- Unknown

If God had intended man to use mouse, He would have gave us only two fingers.
      -- ricS

It's a well known fact that computing devices such as the abacus were invented thousands of years ago. But it's not well known that the first use of a common computer protocol occured in the Old testament. This, of of course, was when Moses aborted the Egyptians' process with a control-sea...
      -- Tom Galloway

The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the seventh day the programmer rested. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since.
      -- Unknown

The kingdom of God is like a Net.
      -- Matthew 13:47

The reason God was able to create the entire universe in 6 days was because He had no installed base.
      -- Unknown



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