: > Man probiere auf einem Unix-Account aus:
: >
: \(-
(-: command not found
: ar m God und
: scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% gotta light?
No match.
% !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.
% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% drink yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
%touch me
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
% ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist
% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
make "bottle open"
make "heads or tails of all this"
make love
make mistake
make sense
man woman
man -kisses dog
% man: Why did you leave your wife?
man:: too many arguments
%who is God?
%harrison@sun.lclark.edu
Note that the '%' prompt indicates the C shell, while the '$' prompt
indicates the Bourne shell. Go ahead and try some ...
$ ar x God
ar: God does not exist
$ cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
$ cat "food in tin cans"
cat: cannot open food in tin cans
$ lost
lost: not found
$ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
$ make war
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.
$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% gotta light?
No match.
% mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
% !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
What ->
>%touch me
>%chmod 000 me
>%touch me
>touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
Slightly enhanced version:
% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
$ ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist
$ ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
$ talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
$ talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
make "bottle open"
make "heads or tails of all this"
make love
make mistake
make sense
man woman
man -kisses dog
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