The 10 Best Things About Owning a Car That Goes Faster Than the Speed of
Light:
10. Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00 a.m.!
9. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
8. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
7. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
6. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
5. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhDs in quantum physics.
4. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan, "It's there before
you order it, or it's free!"
3. Cigarette butts don't land in the back seat -- they land in last week!
2. The more you drive, the younger you get.
1. License plate: "Me=mc^2"
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