How many University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many Nipissing students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--Sudbury looks better in the dark.
How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one
to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked lightbulb,
two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the
wall switch
How many Western students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew
outfit to wear for the occasion.
How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as
well as a Queen's student.
How many St. Lawrence College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--she calls a Gael to do it.
How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were
at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--but she can't do it on Friday night.
How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
How many Guelph students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Seven--One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on cowshit.
How many Mt.A students does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Five--One to do it and four to be in the Macleans photo of it.
How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--Lava lamps don't burn out man!
How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to do it and three to translate the instructions
How many UPEI students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--They make it a campus affair.
How many Bishops students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two-One to do it and one to make sure it's O.K. with the Hell's angels.
How many University of Manitoba students does it take to screw in lightbulb?
There's a university in Manitoba?
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