A neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini.  When the bartender hands
him the drink, the neutron asks, "How much do I owe you?"

The bartender replies, "For you ... no charge."






    Source: geocities.com/siliconvalley/peaks/5996

               ( geocities.com/siliconvalley/peaks)                   ( geocities.com/siliconvalley)