The Excedrin Penis: It's thiiiiiiiis big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The m&m Penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The lucky charms penis: They're magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: it keeps going and going.
The Right Gaurd Penis: anything less is uncivilized.
**The Cambells Soup Penis: mmm mmm good.
The Kix Penis: kid tested, mother aproved.
The McDonald's Penis: over 8 billion served.
The Ragu Penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.
*The Cobain Penis: it blows itself away.
The All State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-up Penis: The UN-penis
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste Less Filling:
The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.
*****The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis: PENIS!
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: takes a lickin and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way right away.
The Flinstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!
The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good.
The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.
The secret Penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machine Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis.
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