Random Quotes 2
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other.
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
QUARKBAR - the candy with flavour and charm.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
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