Subject: FW: a bunch of religious shit
1. Fatalism
Shit happens.
2. Confucianism
Confucius say, "Shit happens.
3. Taoism
Shit can only happen if you're constipated.
4. Calvinism
shit happens only if you are no good
5. Buddhism
If shit happens, is it really shit?
6. Seventh Day Adventism
Shit doesn't happen on Saturday.
7. Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?
8. Hedonism
There is nothing like a good shit happening.
9. Hinduism
This shit happened before.
10. Mormonism
This shit is going to happen again.
11. Mormonism
Excretement happens
12. Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
13. Islam
If shit happens, take a hostage.
14. Iranian Fundamentalism
You better stay off my shit list.
15. Moonies
Only happy shit really happens.
16. Stoicism
I can take this shit.
17. Protestantism
Let this shit happen to someone else.
18. Catholicism
Shit happens because you are BAD.
19. Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?
20. Hare Krishna
Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
21. Zoroastrianism
Shit happens half the time.
22. Christian Scientist
This shit isn't really happening.
23. Existentialism
You create your own shit and make it happen
24. Rastafarianism
Lets smoke this shit!
25. Nihilism
Who gives a shit what happens?
26. Jehovah's Witnesses
Knock knock. "Shit happens."
27. Agnosticism
I don't know shit.
28. Southern Baptistism
Shit only happens to moderates.
29. Southern Baptistism
Shit will happen! Praise the Lord
30. Unitarianism
Any kind of shit you want happens.
31. Secular Humanism
Shit should happen equally to everyone.
32. Analytical philosophy
Define "Shit" define "Happen."
33. Panglossianism
With all this shit, there must be a pony around here somewhere.
34. Atheism
No shit.
36. Akoslamism
My grandfather was Big Shit.
37. Sadism
I enjoy making shit happen
38. Satanism
Holy Shit!
40. Deism
Shit is nature, nature is god, so thanks for the compliment.
41. Figism
Shit happens, and it's all my fault.
42. Goatism
Good Morning! Shit happens.
43. Peer Pressurism
Everyone's shitting, you should too.
44. Feminism
Our shit is better than mens.
45. Bobbitism
SHIT HAP
46. Gulliblism
Did you know, "shit" isn't in the dictionary?
47. Capitalism
I have more shit than you do
48. Nazism
Ve haff vays uff makink sheet happen.
50. Communism
Everyone is treated the same except for the leaders: like shit!
51. Masochism
I like it when shit happens.
53. Jainism
Shit happens, if it don't hurt shit.
54. Monism
There is only one shit.
56. Theism
All shit is God's shit
61. Dualism
Good shit, bad shit
63. Egotism
I am the shit!
64. Exorcism
Get the shit out.
66. Gnosticism
Good shit, bad shit
68. Televangelism
Your tax deductable donation could make this shit stop happening.
69. Amishism
This shit is good for the soil.
70. Einsteinism
Shit is relative.
71. Freudism
Shit is a phallic symbol.
72. Freudism
Sometimes shit is just shit
73. Americanism
Who gives a shit?
74. Realism
I think I need to take a shit.
75. Denialism
What shit?
76. Lysdexiaism
Happ Shitens.
78. Snappleism
Made from the best shit on earth
79. Neil Armstrongism
One small shit for me, but a giant heap for mankind.
80. Politically Correctism
Nutritionally Corrected Output happens.
81. Unixism
Core dump happens
82. Waldoism
Where is that little shit?
85. Creationism
And God said, "Let there be shit."
86. Xenophopianism
Strange shit can't be trusted
92. Farmism
Manure
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