Date: Mon, 29 Sep 1997 19:31:52

" We'll be back after these messages... " --whatever...

*A Top 10 list...

The top 10 things in Hex's noggin...

10) Voices.
9) Ear Wax.
8) Sawdust.
7) That scary slug-thingie featured in Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn.
6) Acid (LSD).
5) An amazing death ray that fires out of my left eye.
4) Naughty thoughts.
3) A complete inventory of everything I collect.
2) More Naughty thoughts, because you cant just have one.
1) The secret location of my pants!!!

" Thankyoudrivethroo... " --Beavis

* Hex goes back to school...

     Yep, I finally got my tush back into college.  School is pretty okay, but parking is totally insane here.  I resolve that if I ever become 'rich' and some dean of some college comes to me on bended knee asking for a lot of money as a 'contribution', I will tell them to take a flying leap.  Unless of course, I can have a parking garage in my name.  "The Dave 'Hex' Tashjian Parking Garage"; what a hoot THAT would be!  On the other hand, I'm getting an awful lot of excersise, so much in fact, that I am not able to feel my legs.  It's also pretty lonely around here.  If I were a more social person perhaps this would be a non-issue, but with a 3 hour break between classes and nothing to study just yet, things kind of suck.  

* A (lack of) fashion sense...

     I know I'm trying to change myself on some level when I alter my look and go searching for semi-deviant looks that I like.  The problem is I don't see a lot that says, "Ooh! Gotta have it".  Sometimes I'll see looks on other people that I (might) like on myself.  For example the purple camouflage pants that Eva 'Magic' wore during BotCon -- A statement that is.  (don't ask me what) But even if I found a pair of pants like that, how would they look on me?  Would I like the finished product v/s the image I see in my head?  Ah well, that part is moot.  I did find a gloriously obnoxious black t-shirt with the 'Captain Harlock' style skull and crossbones.  What is the message I'm trying to convey here?  I haven't a clue.

     Instead I found myself coming up with 'cooler' shirts than the ones found at the 'alternative college student' store.  Phrases like: " A 6-pack of butt-shifting mightiness. " and " Eat SLAG! " were two of my personal favorites.  You could even go (sort of) retro with " Proud survivor of the Iacon Military Academy class of 2006. "  With a Decepticon symbol in the middle.  On the back could be classes taken like, 'subspace theory', 'basic transformation cogs', 'fusion cannons for beginners', 'Primus v/s The Quintisonns: A discussion', 'Introduction to kinetic weapons', etc.  I must be halucinating again...

     Oh!  Back to changing my looks.  I have decided (about 2 weeks ago) to grow a goatee to go with my moustache.  And to quote one of my favorite Lizard fanfics: " The first thing he noticed, was that it itched ".  And yes it does.  I have found myself scratching my chin for that very reason.  I should decide fairly soon if this is worth the bother at all.  Perhaps after I decide wether or not I want to clip off most of my remaining hair -- something I'm very angst-ridden over.  It's kind of annoying when I see people who shave their heads on purpose.  Sure, I could buy crates of Rogaine, get wacky plugs, glue a wig on, whatever.  I ask myself if such nonsense is worth it.  The answer has been no.  Nature did this; although it strikes me as a mean prank really.

" I like defeating my enemies the old fashioned way: BRUTALLY! " --Dinobot

" Well, THIS is the pitts... " --Rattrap

* Random clips...

- Stay caffinated; stay wired; have NASTY engine problems.

- As I watched Dr. Who this Saturday (9/27), there was this galactic policeman who was first and foremost a bearucratic jerk.  And secondly needed someone to ask him if his 'thingie' was pinky sized or less.  It needed to be done, but I doubt that would be a proper question for any British TV show.

- What if humans laid eggs like Platipi?  Would sex be as big of a deal as it is now in western society?  Imagine the frightening number of home incubation products that would exist.  Would this make the desire to (or not to) reproduce easier?  Would controversial topics such as the abortion procedure even be necessary?

" And for my next trick, fortune telling by ripping out your entrails... <SCHRIPP!> " --Me.

- The MIS department at work is trying desperately to screw up the network between all of the consolidated hospitals.  They've done a good job of it too.

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