POWER LISA
You've waited patiently for new products.
You've begged you've pleaded for raw power.
Well Here It IS!!!
Packed with two awesome procesors the Power Lisa is the machine for you!
It features:
1 PowerPC 400mhz Processor
1 Alpha 600mhz Processor
1 800mhz Logic Board
A special Hybrid MacOS that runs both MacOS and Windows NT Apps utilizing it's Powerful processors.
Shipping with 128MB of RAM, a 19GIG DVD RAM Drive, and Video In/Out this is the machine of the 90's.
Instead of using a boring old Power Source we decided to instead add uranium. No we don't actually use the uranium to power them machine, we just thought it would sound cool. In reality the machine runs off a car battery.
We determined that no one in their right mind would ever have to upgrade this, so by stripping all upgradeablity options we were able to signifigantly reduce the cost.
Only: $1599 Includes Built In Monitor!
The Power Lisa is living proof (yes we have injected the machine with a spawn of Steve Jobs himself, it is alive!)that the Macintosh is dead. No longer will we have such reliable machines, in fact to start the Power Lisa you turn a crank, not at all unlike the one on the old Model T Ford!
We feel the Power Lisa is perfect for the enterprise market, where it will not only cost a fortune to maintain, it will also make an extremely lucrative paper weight.
The scarry thing folks is that this in not at all unlike a Big Blue Server!
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