This is a couple Dada poems I had to write. Dada is complete randomness, btw, so basically, if I wrote anything I got an A.

A Day in the Life of Mr. Bop:
My penguin came downstairs one day
I was surprised the moose wanted to play.
So I said, “Top of the mornin’ to ya, Mr. Toofie,
You look a little bit like snoopy!”
The penguin saw the groundhog’s shadow,
He ran away and said, “What a fatto!”
He met the cow down by the bay,
And then decided to eat some hay.
The otter popped up and said, “That’s the way!”
So Mr. Man fell down and went away,
Oh, man, what a day!

If You Can Say Supercalafragalistikexpialidocius…:
Scrufolufogous, Shmufolufogous, Snufolufogous…Tetralufogous!
Toxolufogous, Transolufogous, Trumpolufogous…Fuzzalufogous!
Foosalufogous, Fracalufogous, Fisalufogous…Puffolufogous!
Puxolufogous, Poxolufogous, Pressalufogous…SCRUFOLUFOGOUS!