What is Doup?
You think I know? No one knows. Not even the president.
It’s just a random and AWESOME word.
Just like penguins and monkeys (and tapers…heh). Yup, it’s awesome like a possum. Not even rocket scientists know what it
is. My parents don’t know, your
parents don’t know, not even the FBI knows.
Oh well, here’s a little something from Microsoft word to you.
The quick brown fox jumps over
the lazy dog. The quick brown fox
jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown
fox jumps over the lazy dog. The
quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Where can you find Doup?
You can find it in a cat, you
can find it in a hat.
You can find it in a boat, you
can find it in a coat.
You can find it in a shoe, you
can find it in doo.
You can find it in hay, you can
find it down by the bay.
You can find it in paper, you
can find it in a taper (hehe).
You can find it in the light,
you just might.
You can find it in your hair,
you can find it anywhere.
Why is Doup
important?
It keeps us doing the things we
normally do. It entertains us. It lets us be born. It lets us die. It lets us forgive. It
lets us forget. It lets us eat. It lets us drink. It lets us me merry. It lets us go insane. It lets us be strait (or gay). It lets us be smart. It lets us be stupid. It lets us talk. It lets us listen. It
lets us go to the bathroom. It lets
us hold it in. It lets us breathe. It lets us smell. It lets us smell our droppings. It lets us smell other’s droppings. It lets us have fun. It lets us be bored. It lets us have bad breathe. It lets us have smelly pits. It makes us laugh. It makes us cry (not as much though). It lets us put things in. It lets us take them out. It lets us turn thinks on or turn them
off. It lets us take things off
(yay!). It lets us put things on
(aawww!). It lets us wear pants
(DOH!). It lets us take pants off (aaaahhhhh). It lets us shave. It lets us grow a curly moustache. It lets us get hurt (ouch!). It lets us heal. It lets us kill. It
lets us sustain life. It lets us
eat. It lets us dr…nevermind. I’m getting repetitive and just plain
stupid. Hope this helped explain the
importance of Doup.
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