This is a "historical" dialogue between Krusty the Clown and Hitler. Supposedly it is one of Krusty's shows, and it should have some relevant Hitler facts.


Krusty (the Clown): Hey kids, we’ve got a great show for you today! Hitler’s here! (Applause) And we’ve got a brand new Itchy and Scratchy! Now, here’s Hitler!
Hitler: (with accent) Thanks kids. You know, I never did like clowns. (Laughter)
Krusty: Sure you do!
Hitler: No I don’t! But I’ll have to make an exception.
Krusty: Well, to be honest, I never liked you either, Hitler, but I think this pie will solve that problem! (Throws a pie in Hitler’s face)
Hitler: (Wiping the pie from his face) Ho, ho, ho. I always wanted to do that! Now, if I can just get all you kids in the audience with blonde hair and blue eyes to sit up front here…(the kids move)…And if there are any Jews, Muslims, Hindus or anything other than Christian, if you could just form a line on stage, that would be great.
Krusty: What are you doing? This is a TV show, not some crazy Nazi concentration camp!
Hitler: Oh, my bad.
Krusty: Yes, you are bad!
Hitler: Well here’s your new Itchy and Scratchy!
(Few minutes later) Krusty: Oh…my…GOD! That is the first episode in the history of Itchy and Scratchy that was not only not funny, but disturbing! I can’t help but feel sorry for Scratchy. That was worse than torture! Itchy peeled off his skin, pulled out his brain and other organs to do tests on them, sent him to the gas chamber and finally took him into a dark alley and shot him! It wasn’t even the least bit funny. Everything was so organized!
Hitler: Well I was the one that wrote it! It depicts almost everything I did in the concentration camps.
Krusty: That footage has definitely changed me. I am a totally different person.
Hitler: Did you know that I started using concentration camps in March, 1933, and that they were first used against political prisoners?
Krusty: No, I don’t know anything.
Hitler: Once we killed 140,000 people in five months!
Krusty: I can’t believe you were about to do that to my audience!
Hitler: Actually I was just going to do it to one. Besides, times are different now, and I admit some of that stuff was pretty disturbing. I’ve come to realize this after many years of being dead.
Krusty: Oh, so you’re dead?
Hitler: Yes, I’m his ghost. (Floats into air, disappears and comes out from backstage with a pie and throws it at Krusty)
Krusty: That’s exactly what I needed to cheer myself up after that depressing footage.
Hitler: Well thanks for having me on the show, Krusty. I’ll see you kids later. Bye, Krusty. (His ghost vanishes)
Krusty: (Voice trailing off) Man, that was one crazy Rastafarian…uh, I mean, Nazi Dictator. Well I’ll see you kids tomorrow. Hehehahaha!