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TO MAC USERS: "The jerk stored called,
and they're out of you."
As I've said before, I work in a pure-Mac environment.
This page is done at work, so it is made with an all-in-one
G3......
Good Things About Mac(G3's,
anyway)
- A Mac's plug-and-play is much better than that of a
PC. Whether it's an external drive or additional
memories, you can simply install them without doing
anything on the software side.
- Multimedia support. This used to be Mac's strongest
selling point, but PC's are catching up fast. As for now,
I get millions of colors on my office G3 and only 24-bit
true color on my Pentium 200. There is a visible
difference.TOP
Annoy Things About Mac(I wonder if
one page is gonna fit)
- That freaking disk ejection system. You have to
either drag a CD/Disk icon into trash or highlight it and
do that damn command+E shit. If your system has crashed
or something, tough luck, baby. You'll have to find
yourself a paper clip and poke into that damn hole. At
times like this, I'm reminded of the importance of
freedom.
- Price. I know Apple is lowering their prices for the
new products, but a better equipped PC will still cost
less. Same thing goes for accessories, Mac is too rich
for most people's blood. A top-of-the-line Mac does, in
many ways, compete with a Pentium PC. But why pay a
fortune for a Mac when you can get a much inexpensive PC
with similar or even better performance.
- Memory management. My all-in-one G3 has 160 MB of
ram. You'd thought this is more than you would ever need,
right? Hell no! Every time I have Photoshop, Navigator
and a BBS client running concurrently, the damn thing
complains about shortage of memories. My home PC has only
32 MB of ram, but it runs like Michael Johnson on
drugs.
- Apple is trying to phase out floppy drives. They
demonstrating their evil plot by eliminating floppy
drive on their new iMac. This ain't wise. Like many
people, I still use my floppy drive to transfer text
files and things like that. Pick on something of your own
size, Apple.
- Lack of softwares. You go to any software store
across the nation, and compare their Mac sections with
the PC sections. You tell me the difference. There are
just too few Macintosh softwares. This is especially true
on the Internet. Whenever I want to download a Internet
program, 4 out of 5 don't have Mac version. It sucks big
time. Sure, you can run a Virtual PC and use all the
softwares. But hello?! Why go virtual when you can use a
genuine PC?
- Mac crashes more often than a PC, provided both
machines are finely tuned and equally equipped. And a Mac
takes a lifetime to start.TOP
Now, Mac
users...
- Mac users are like members of a evil cult. They have
their own newspaper, magazines and their own computer
stores. They can't be educated nor can they be
eliminated.
- Mac users will probably be the most stubborn folks
that you're gonna encounter. They refuse to be informed
about the advancements in the PC world. I have this
friend, he's a die-hard Mac user who trashes PC every
day. When he was asked about his PC experience, the reply
was shocking. All his PC knowledge comes from Windows 2.0
that he has used for a brief period of time like 100
years ago.
- They think they are some kind of saints. They really
do. Mac users have this annoying arrogance. By using a
Mac, they think it makes a person superior from the rest.
Wake up and smell the PC. Buch of losers!
- Macs make many Mac users isolated from the rest
computing communities. They gradually become a group of
mentally unstable and often paranoid. Many of them
longing for completely reclusion. I think there should be
a nationwide program(like AA, perhaps,) that helps Mac
users recover from the negative influence of the
Mac.
- Folks at Apple are up to no good. I heard they have
removed all the licenses from the companies that make the
Mac clones. One reason many people hate Microsoft is
because it's becoming a monopoly in the software
industry. When you think about that, Apple is even worse.
They make everything themselves: from software to
specially marked diapers. They do not allow anyone who
gets in their way, partially because they can't afford to
have any competitions. Given the opportunity, Apple will
crush all the companies that attempt to race with them.
Luckily, the beleaguered company is not doing that
well.
- Speaking of Microsoft, I think Mac users should be
thankful for the company than anybody else. The former
rival, Microsoft, could simply choose to kick Apple in
the ass by not supporting the platform. But what did the
Microsoft get after implementing a million Mac version
softwares? They get a bunch of damn Mac users blaming the
Microsoft products for their frequent crashes. Oh yeah,
have you heard of that Windows 95 Sucks? I can bet
a dollar that it was written by a bunch of idiot Mac
nuts.
- Mac users are are good illusionists. They create an
imaginary Utopia by shielding the reality. I do feel pity
for them.
- Have you seen those Apple TV commercials? They
deliver only one message: PCs are worthless pieces of
shits. Why does a company of that size has to attack its
competitors in such a way? Not because their products are
better. On the contrary, they need to do that in order to
beguile the new computer users into their evil cult.
Based on my, and many multiplatform computer users: Macs
are not better than PCs, period. Buyers beware!TOP
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