Big Mac

Five Swiss in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Austrian border. The
Austrian Customs agent stops them and tells them:

"It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."

"Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at the
papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Austrian customs
agent."Quattro means 4!"

"Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!"

"He can't come. He's busy with the 2 guys in the Fiat Uno.".....