HE'S NO CINDERELLA

>The comeback of the century...
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>Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male,
>resident of  Wimbledon, in  a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday.
>Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour,
>public indecency, and public intoxication
>at the County courthouse on Monday.
>
>The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin
>patch, he decided to stop.  "You know, a pumpkin is soft and
>squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles.
>At least I thought there wasn't." he stated in a phone
>interview from the County courthouse jail.
>
>Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of
>the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
>purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged
>"need".  "I guess I was just really into it, you know?"
>he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the
>Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his
>audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
>"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said officer
>Taylor.  "I  walked up to (Davidson) and he's... just working away
>at this pumpkin."
>
>Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
>Davidson.  "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you
>realise that you are screwing a pumpkin?'  He got real surprised
>as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said,
>
>"A pumpkin?  Damn... is it midnight already?"