CLINTON'S DEFENSE

>From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esquire, here are the top
>ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of
>United States v. William J. Clinton:
>10.  If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess
>9.   The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
>8.   If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit
>7.   If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
>6.   Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore
>5.   So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
>4.   He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
>3.   Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
>2.   Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
>And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochran:
>1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral