TEXAS LIFE-SAVING

> > > >Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite
> > > >>watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound.  They
> > > >>turned around to see a lady a few bar stools down turning blue
> > > >>from wolfing down an Amarillo burger too fast.
> > > >>
> > > >>The first Texan said to the other, "Think we otta' help?"
> > > >>
> > > >>"Yep," said the second Texan.
> > > >>
> > > >>The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked,
> > > >>"Kin yew breathe?".
> > > >>
> > > >>She shook her head "No".
> > > >>
> > > >>"Kin yew speak?"
> > > >>
> > > >>Again, she shook her head "No", this time with more desperation.
> > > >>At that answer, he pulled her to her feet, lifted up her
> > > >>skirt, pulled down her pants and started to lick her on the butt.
> She
> > > was
> > > >so
> > > >>shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe,
> > > >>with great relief.
> > > >>
> > > >>The first Texan turned to his friend and said, "Ain't if funny how
> > > >>that Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time?"