LIFE ON THE FARM

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against 
a charge of bestiality.

"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive 
and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he 
continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really 
knows how to pick a jury."
     
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second 
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony.
     
"I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was 
finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed's pecker."
     
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of 
acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to 
him, "You know, a good goat will do that."