THE MANEUVER

> Two Texans were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering
> hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see
> a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down an
> Armadillo Burger too fast.
> 
> The first Texan said to the other, "Think we otta' help?"
> 
> "Yep," said the second Texan. The first Texan got up and walked over to
> the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin yew
> speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no.
> 
> With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and started to
> lick her rear end. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and
> began to breathe, with great relief. The first Texan turned back to his
> friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever'
> time!"
>