A CLOSE SHAVE

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>> > a man enters a barber shop for a shave.  While the barber is foaming
>> > him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around
>> > the cheeks.
>> >
>> > "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
>> > from a nearby drawer.  "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
>> > The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds
>> > with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.  After a few
>> > strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
>> >
>> > "And what if I swallow it?"
>> >
>> > "No problem," says the barber.  "Just bring it back tomorrow like
>> > everyone else does."
>> >
>> >
>> >

This is why your parents always told you not to put your money in your
mouth. Around colleges a quarter is the coin you least want in your mouth.