TRUTH IN MARRIAGE

A man comes home for a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a
relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to to
their seperate beds however the man was not yet ready to slumber.

The man called over to his wife "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."
So the women gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way
she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned
look on his face says " Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little
nosey-wosey?" The women gets up and enters the
man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out.

As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the
Carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife
lying on the floor and says "Clumsy Bitch!"