BLONDES GET REVENGE

>> > > > FINALLY,  The Blondes Get Revenge...
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>> > > > Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
>> > > > > >>>It doesn't show the dirt.
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>> > > > Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?
>> > > > > >>>Fisher-Price
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>> > > > Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes ?
>> > > > > >>>The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
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>> > > > Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
>> > > > > >>>It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts
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>> > > > Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
>> > > > > >>>It matches their mustache
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>> > > > Why is the color brunette considered evil ?
>> > > > > >>>When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch ?
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>> > > > Why did God create brunettes ?
>> > > > > >>>So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
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>> > > > What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
>> > > > > >>>The invitation
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>> > > > Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?
>> > > > > >>>>From their underarms
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>> > > > Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
>> > > > > >>>Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
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>> > > > How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday
>> night?
>> > > > > >>>Startled
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>> > > > What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
>> > > > > >>>A hostage
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>> > > > How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color ?
>> > > > > >>>By studying what oil spills did to seaweed