THE MEMO WE NEVER SAW

>> > Federal Bureau of Investigation
>> >     Crime Lab 2A-3356N
>> >     Washington D.C.
>> >
>> >     Subject: DNA Test Results for Clinton, William Jefferson.
>> >
>> >
>> >     Dear Judge Starr,
>> >
>> >     The test on the dress stain came back, but unfortunately the
>> > results >     are inconclusive. Apparently, everyone in Arkansas has
>> the same
>> > DNA.
>> >
>> >     Best Regards,
>> >     FBI Crime Lab