A DESERT ISLAND

>> > >       This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten
>> > >      years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He
>> > >      thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a
>> > >      little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck
>> > >      gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then,
>> > >      out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman,
>> > >      wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the
>> > >      guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've
>> > >      had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says.
>> > >
>> > >      She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her
>> > >      left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He
>> > >      takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man ,
>> > >      oh man! Is that good!"
>> > >
>> > >      Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've
>> > >      had a drink of whiskey?
>> > >
>> > >      "He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her
>> > >      waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and
>> > >      gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow,
>> > >      that's fantastic!"
>> > >
>> > >      Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs
>> > >      down the front of her wet suit and she says to him,
>> > >      "And how long has it been since you've had some
>> > >      REAL fun?"
>> > >
>> > >      And the mans replies, "My God! Don't tell me that
>> > >      you've got golf clubs in there!"