THE SANDALS OF LOVE

>> > This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring
>> > around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they
>> passed
>> > this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a
>> > Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into
>> > my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
>> >
>> > The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I
>> > think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great
>> > desert camel."   Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
>> > sandals
>> > after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really
>> didn't
>> > need
>> > them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How
>> could
>> > sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just
>> > try them on."   Well, the husband, after much badgering from his
>> wife,
>> > finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
>> > feet,
>> > he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in
>> > many years---
>> > raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the
>> Pakistani
>> > man,
>> > threw him on a table and started tearing at the guy's pants. All the
>> > time the
>> > Pakistani man was screaming,
>> > "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!".