THE HUNTER

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked  him
how  he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.  "I've  got an
eighteen  year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!  What do you
think  about that?"


The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a
story.


I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.  He never missed a  season. But one day
he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally  grabbed his umbrella
instead of his gun."  The doctor continued,  "So he was in the woods, and
suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of  him!  He raised up his
umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the  handle." And do you know
what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued,  "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"


"That's impossible!" exclaimed  the old man. "Someone else must have shot
that  bear!"


"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.