THE 90'S PRINCESS

>> >> Once upon a time, a beautiful independent self assured princess
>> >> happened upon a frog in a pond.
>> >> The frog said to the princess "I was once a handsome prince until
>> an
>> >> evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn
>> back
>> >> into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my
>> mum,
>> >> and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children
>> and
>> >> forever be happy."
>> >> That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to
>> >> herself and thought "I don't fucking think so."